Pesky’s Pole, Ashburn Alley, ________________
There aren’t nearly enough stadium features named after players. And the ones that do exist are named after players who don’t even play anymore. Wouldn’t it be more fun for teams to commemorate current players? First in what will either be an ongoing series or not…
CITI FIELD, PROPOSED (click to embiggen)
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
“Davis’s Dungpile” seems a bit redundant.