People Who Search for Max Scherzer Also Search For
October 5, 2012
People who search for Detroit Tigers right-hander Max Scherzer on Google also search for great intellectuals and artists of the Western Tradition, thorough research conducted by the author reveals. And Justin Verlander, also.
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Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Evidently effete perverts searching for Max Scherzer do so with Safe Search turned off. What kind of Max Scherzer content are you hoping to find, Cistulli?
Are you implying that Mr. Cistulli uses the internet to watch x-rated videos? Please, this is a happily married man.
Safe Search is also designed to protect the masses from an excess of beauty.
As proof, I supply this fact: searching for Max Scherzer with Safe Search turned on will provide zero hits, entirely.
Amen. Self-censorship is a sign of weakness of character.