Pedro Martini
It’s apparently Beverage Week at NotGraphs, and, so, I present:

Between 1997 and 2003, there was no better Martini. Best Martini in baseball.
In all seriousness, or as serious as NotGraphs can get, have a few drinks, and then look at Pedro Martinez’s 1999 and 2000 season statistics. Then drink some more. It’s really quite enjoyable, I’ve found. Cheers.
A longing gaze across the bar to Shawn Siegel. Check out his website: martinipop.com.
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OK, I’m on it. I’ll let you know how it goes.
Holy shit! Never not impressive.
You had a few drinks in four minutes?
The drinks came first. The statistical reference during the four minutes.