Peculiar Tweet: Don Zimmer, Lovemaker
July 6, 2012
The Internetting Gentleperson will surely not consider his or her day complete having failed to lay eyes — and hot, heaving clandestine breaths — upon this entirely authentic, unedited tweet:
Nor would the same Savvy Resident of Cyberspace be capable of laughing the frenzied belly laugh of a prisoner, stranded for all time in an ancient Spanish prison, without also noting the enthusiastic responses of the even more enthusiastic public:
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I would surmise that “@Tampa Bay Rays” the twitter user is in fact the alternate twitter account of @cistulli, because aside from myself and the makers of sprinkles (the kind one puts on sundaes), no one but the benevolent author delights in the use of the adjective ‘nonpareil’ in 2012.
(And next time you think of using the phrase “rainbow sprinkles,” know that the box from whence they came identifies them as “sprinkles nonpareil”).