NotGraphs PSA: Spring Broadcasts Begin Tomorrow

It’s not for the present author to say whether the reader should or shouldn’t click upon, and therefore embiggen, the image embedded above. What such a reader would find upon so doing, however, is a lightly annotated version of tomorrow’s (Wednesday’s) MLB.TV schedule — which schedule reveals that, indeed, three spring-training games are available for consumption by the capital-P People.
Among the players expected to appear, for example: the very curious Trevor Bauer (for Cleveland) and very promising Joc Pederson (for the Los Angeles Nationals) and not actually that Italian Tony Cingrani (for Cincinnati).
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Phillies fans also get to look forward to the “ageless” Jamie Moyer and Matt “Don’t step on me” Stairs begin their broadcasting careers tomorrow.