Oops!
Oh, Red Sox. Why’d you have to start the game so early yesterday?
Yep, Shields and Bard, both on my bench. 1 earned run. I lose my week by less than 80 points, and I’m putting a curse on the Red Sox. Another one.
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
Patriots Day is the bane of fantasy baseballers everywhere. Imagine the hell that is a league where you’ve got to set your entire week’s lineup prior to Monday’s first game?