One Is a Genius, the Other’s Insane!
Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Tonight, I believe I’d prefer to conspire to keep African-American players from playing for the Boston Red Sox!
Then this is where we part ways, Pinky. It’s been a good run.
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This has been the continuing puntastic adventures of Dave Brain!
Mike Bates co-founded The Platoon Advantage, and has written for many other baseball websites, including NotGraphs (rest in peace) and The Score. Currently, he writes for Baseball Prospectus and co-hosts the podcast This Week In Baseball History. His favorite word is paradigm. Follow him on Twitter @MikeBatesSBN.
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