No MRI Can Hold Jonathan Broxton

Dodgers closer Jonathan Broxton, who is substantially larger than Liechtenstein, is injured and is in need of an MRI. And thus our adventure begins:

Mattingly said one of the immediate issues was to find an MRI tube large enough for Broxton to get his 300-pound frame into.

This is about the only drawback to not having an NFL team in your town that I can think of: no medical equipment suitable for ogre-whoppers. Just to clarify, Mr. Broxton is not an ogre-whopper — he is a gentle giant — but NFL players are all ogre-whoppers.

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Seitz
13 years ago

Whaddya mean, no NFL team? What the hell do you call U$C?

Seitz
13 years ago
Reply to  Seitz

That would make more sense if I said “professional” rather than “NFL”.

Brian Spieles
13 years ago
Reply to  Dayn Perry

I imagine the Buckeyes would prefer to continue winning Big-10 titles and having a shot at the national title game almost every year.

Ryan
13 years ago
Reply to  Brian Spieles

2nd comes right after 1st!