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The convention floor is now more appropriately described as a killing floor, what with all the gutted hogs, chickens, turkeys, ducks, and idealistic campaign volunteers. Yet despite the blood and gristle, sally forth we must. The names placed into nomination have been reviewed for fitness and acceptable levels of contributions to The Ruling Party, and now it’s time to vote carefully and under watchful eyes …
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That Felix Pie’s nomination didn’t carry over is a bit of a shame. Turbaconducken Pie…
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