Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “Stainless Steel Meat Hammer”
On the meat-strewn convention floor, everything is decided by a mere preponderance, which, by design, lends itself to social discord and raised fists in the streets of America, which, in turn, leads to an agitated police force, which, in turn, leads to slaughterous crackdowns, which in turn delights the ruling class. And so it is with the nomination hootenanny for “Stainless Steel Meat Hammer.” The piles of dead speak to the rigors of the process, though, being dead, they speak not at all.
Nonetheless the Maximum Culminating Exchequer — the Maximum Culminating Sexchequer — has vetted the list and culled it for the betterment of the State. You may select, at great personal peril, from the following 10 names. So who, expendable citizens, shall be nicknamed “Stainless Steel Meat Hammer”?
Thank you for exercising the franchise.
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It’s all sort of “yeah, maybe…” until you reach Luke Scott.
I’m pretty sure Luke Scott’s nickname should simply be “fucktard.”
Luke Scott had some good nicknames for Felix Pie.
It can’t be Luke Scott. He’d take a rifle over a meat hammer.
Although…. I did find this in the annotation of “Stainless Steel Meat Hammer”:
So this could be a player whose manner, bearing and playing style call to mind a blunt object.
Luke Scott certain does seem close-minded or blunt (if you allow the stretch of its meaning). Now I’m conflicted…