Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “Soft Corinthian Leather”
The convention floor is adorned with slaughtered beasts, which is a sure sign that the nomination process, in addition to our notions of human dignity, has expired. Leather Tuscadero, our honorary Maximum Culminating Exchequer, has surveyed the pool of nominees and whittled the list down to 10 finalists, all of whom have been deemed loyal to Dear Leader. So vote, but vote as though a 1975 Chrysler Cordoba is watching you. Because a a 1975 Chrysler Cordoba is absolutely watching you …
Thank you for exercising the franchise.
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wasn’t the actual phrase “RICH Corinthian leather”?
That’s what I thought as well.
This is a ridiculously hard choice for me. Most of the time I don’t know much about many of the players nominated. This time there are several I think fit this bill. HOW TO CHOOSE?!?
You may be correct. I declare that the runner-up in the voting will be nicknamed “Fine Corinthian Leather.”