Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “Señor Buttcheeks”
The nomination process, which hurt so good, is now complete. And now comes the business of voting. The Sergeant-at-Arms, who wears a zippered, latex mask and is known only “Maximum Jones,” has whittled the list down to 10 finalists. From these you may choose, albeit at great personal hazard …
Shit just got real.
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The lack of voting for Jose Mijares here makes me a really sad panda.
JOSE MIJARES!
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Goodness me, his cheeks look like butts!
I already voted for Swisher because I imagine he’s a dirty, filthy human being, but you present a very compelling argument.