Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “Good, Round Friend”
The convention floor, still covered by confetti, spilled cocaine and unmentionable fluids, is closed for business. And so with names placed into nomination and the list of nominees trimmed according to the whims of those in awful power, it’s time to vote.
At stake are stakes, and those stakes are the right to call oneself “Good, Round Friend.” Now, for the unassailable process that is Internet polling …
Thanks for voting! Now please enjoy some illegal drugs.
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Too easy
Panda
It’s a fine choice, but the fact of the matter is that he already has a better nickname. I don’t think we should ignore that fact.
Fat Ichiro > Good Round Friend