Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “Captain Black Tobacco”
UPDATE/URGENT CALL TO ACTION: You should totally vote for John Danks.
With the confetti-strewn convention floor now closed for nominations, it’s time to cast those ballots. Hanging in the balance? The matter — a matter most vital — of which current ballplayer is to be nicknamed “Captain Black Tobacco.” That is, who will join Wily Mo “Bad Miracle” Peña as one who has been honored, beyond all hopes and estimations, by the NotGraphs hive mind?
Let us proceed immediately to the trustworthy Diebold machine …
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