Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “$45 Couch”
So robust was our initial list of nominees that some culling was in order. So the list of final candidates for the nickname “$45 Couch” is the product of some painful yet necessary “executive decisions.” Please direct any complaints to the convention parliamentarian, who neither cares about your complaint nor exists.
By all means, please revisit the nomination thread, which includes some feverish and well-stated arguments for all involved, in addition to the cracking of wisecracks.
Now, however, the question is before us for a final time: who should be nicknamed “$45 Couch”? Vote, beautiful sons and daughters of the Republic!
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“Please direct any complaints to the convention parliamentarian, who neither cares about your complaint nor exists.”
In that order, I assume.
VOTE LIVAN HERNANDEZ!
Cheap, threadbare, with its 8th owner, but still gets the job done. It can easily support 200+
poundsinnings, but it’s not going to be all that comfortable.In fact, like my colleague BW, I took the Stairs on this one.
Sorry, Y.
We shall settle for second place.