Nickname Seeks Former Player: Vote on “Actual, Literal Brick Sh*thouse”
The nomination process, which involved sturdy building materials, sinew and poo, is complete. Now you may select from the 10 names that follow. The desperate question before us: Who, because he he could punch out a Sequoia, should be nicknamed “Actual, Literal Brick Shithouse”?
Thank you for exercising the franchise.
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Kruk can’t win! Dude’s not even 6 foot!
Agreed. Kruk is a warthog. Made of of bacon, not brick.