Nick Punto et al. Heartbroken Over Move to Dodgers
August 25, 2012
From the recently traded infielder’s Twitter account, an image of the recently traded infielder with recently traded teammates Josh Beckett and Adrian Gonzalez — in grave emotional pain, all of them.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Elation is the first emotional stage following an escape. Sadly, they will soon suffer survivor’s guilt because they made it out and their teammates did not.
Or they’ll suffer when they realize they’re going to be playing their games in the ghetto.
where houses cost a million dollars