New Year’s Resolution I Fear I Will Break
I will not keep Justin Morneau on my Scoresheet fantasy team.
(I don’t have another first baseman. And Coors. And the obligatory “I am finally healthy this year” article that puts visions of Todd Helton in my head. Commenters, please talk me out of this.)
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
Don’t break me please.