Necessarily Censored Tweet: What Mark McGwire Is Signing
January 30, 2013
Home-run legend and current Dodgers hitting coach Mark McGwire will sign anything, it appears — as the following (and necessarily) censored tweet suggests:
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
How is one supposed to turn him down?
“No, sir, please put your leg back on.”