Necessarily Censored Tweet: Mets Outfielders in 2013
New York Met outfielders are entirely candid about their prospects for the 2013 season, it appears — as the following (and necessarily) censored tweet reveals:

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
You can’t use the word “stand” on Notgraphs anymore?