My Business Card That I Just Designed

Having recently read an uncorrected proof of my colleague Dayn Perry’s forthcoming book, Business and Fucking: Secrets to Dominating the Competition in the Boardroom and the Bedroom, I am now filled with (a) a profound sense of shame, which no amount of therapy or SSRI or deep knee bends could ever truly purge and (b) wisdom concerning business.

My first step after reading Perry’s book? To cry in the shower, naturally.

My second step, though? To design and purchase business cards, with a view to announcing to the world that I’m a gentleman who knows a thing or two about a thing or two.

Here is the front of said card (which is actually the MiniCard sold by MOO):

And, in full technicolor, the reverse side: