Mustache Watch: Luke Gregerson

Using Jon Dyer’s blog as reference, I’m likely to identify Padre reliever Luke Gregerson’s facial hair situation as a Zappa — although with more of a Pencil, and less of a Chevron/Police, situation on the upper lip.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I’m sure I’m not the only one that logically put the following graphic together in my head before having a holy shit eureka moment:
http://www.toppsarchives.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/notgraphs.jpg
This doesn’t bode well for Anthony Bass’ chances of sticking in the pen, as Luebke was already a casualty of the curve.
That is pure gold!