Mustache Watch: Lonnie Chisenhall
The tip came in Monday afternoon:
Lonnie Chisenhall is rocking an obscenely hideous mustache right now. Viewer discretion advised.
— Zack Meisel (@ZackMeisel) May 28, 2012
The evidence, courtesy of Mark Duncan at The Associated Press (go on, embiggen):
The verdict: Guilty. That’s … something. A Fu Manchu duster. Nasty. Good on you, Lonnie Baseball.
H/T: My man @MLBastian.
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