Mustache Watch: Joel Hanrahan
July 26, 2011
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No sensible person would call the thing on Joel Hanrahan’s face a mustache. Some pretty thorough research reveals that there really is no word for what Hanrahan has — or, no English word, I should say. In fact, the Polish do appear to have a term for it: wuj moszna, I think it is. Pronounced just like it’s spelled, one imagines.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I vote for the title “Chin Lifter”.