Mustache Watch: Joba Chamberlain
Do not stare at Joba Chamberlain’s mustache. And do not, no matter what you do, look directly into the eyes of Mr. Chamberlain, for he can see deep inside your soul. I did, and I’ll never be the same.
Frankly, I’m not sure where the hell you should look.
Image credit: Elsa/Getty Images. Elsa will never be the same, either.
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Thought the New York Yankee’s did not allow facial hair, or is that my dad’s Yankee’s?
The Yankees only allow mustaches and sideburns.
What’s their stance on pubic hair?
Not a fan. Except for Eric Chavez of course (when he was still on the Yankees).