Mustache Watch: Andy Moore, Computer-Generated Lefty

Andy Moore Burlington Aristocrats Age: 34 B/T: L/L Born: Elizabeth, WV Position(s): P (SP3) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

It’s possible that the author just traded for computer-generated left-hander Andy Moore of Elizabeth, West Virginia, in his Hardball Dynasty league because of Moore’s relatively balanced platoon splits, above-average control rating, and reasonable salary.

What’s probable, though, is that the author traded for computer-generated left-hander Andy Moore owing to his entirely virtual mustache, which one is forced to assume was stolen from a carnival strongman in the year 1913.