Mr. Met Is About to Have Sex
Within these very dog-eared pages, David G. Temple, freelance sexecutioner, noted that baseball as a social phenomenon lends itself to culminating hubba hubba.
Among the instances of such was this:
The sexual enthusiast will be pleased to know that the obliging Mr. Met, whose dirty protuberance is at all times veiny, boing-boing and purpled, consented to the madame’s wishes.
On the shores of Far Rockaway, amid the medical-waste flotsam, love was made …
You must change your life.
Handsome Dayn Perry can be found making love to the reader at CBSSports.com's Eye on Baseball. He is available for all your Twitter needs.
Sometimes, Perry, you do right. You do real good right.