Mr. Carpenter’s Potty Mouth: A Vocal Interpretation
Chris Carpenter, who cusses at everyone all the time more than you’ve cussed at anyone anytime, was at it again last night. His most recent victim? Besides pearl-clutching lip readers everywhere, it seemed that People’s Champion Mike Napoli was the target of Mr. Carpenter’s maledictions. At this point, we must roll tape …
But first, an urgent word of caution: This going to be loud, and this is going to be dirty. So unless you have a pair of Gentleman’s Headphones at the ready or unless your place of work is dedicated to accommodating the whims of the Internetting Gentleman, you should hold off. Again: Loud. Dirty. Forthwith:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9Dnj-5KGe4&feature=colike
Well, Mr. Carpenter, I never!
This has not been the work of the NotGraphs Investigative Reporting Investigation Team, but it totally should’ve been.
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How will Carpenter explain this to his children?
kids, when a team of players loves each other very much, sometimes they use words that mean things that daddy and mommy do in their alone time. in conclusion, you guys can say F*** if you get out of a 6th inning jam in a world series game.
GODDAMNIT SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT.
Carp is an idiot.