Moises Alou drinks early, in vehicles
In his major-league career, Moises Alou tallied precisely 2,134 hits. In retirement, Moises Alou has devised no fewer than one way to live the Good Life. Witness …
Breakfast of a Champion! lockerz.com/s/268909272
— Moises Alou (@MoisesAlou18) December 14, 2012
Please allow me to save you exactly one Internet Hot Click and reveal what lies within …
That, friends, is a Presidente Light, which hideous people like Eno Sarris would describe as “passable” or “brutish” or “disconcertingly post-colonial.” However, Moises Alou, a gentleman both cocksure and sure of cock, knows that a Presidente Light is best enjoyed while morning is still virginal, the possibilities still puffy.
He is on the way to buy cologne for his van.
Not pictured: barbecue chips, ladies.
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Incidentally, it turns out that Presidente Light makes for an economical alternative to batting gloves. Simply imbibe the “breakfast of a champion,” allow said liquid to infiltrate one’s kidneys, and, finally, urinate the caustic effluent on to one’s hands. The result? Callouses of a cocksure champion.