MLB.TV Now Available in Exchange for Money

What sort of friend would I be if I didn’t inform you that another season’s worth of MLB.TV is now available in exchange for American currency.
Just by looking at the landing screen (which you can see in fullest glory by opening the image above in a new window), it appears as though the “Premium” option is the best value. Also, it has three extra checkmarks below it and all of those checkmarks are bigger.
If you don’t have $120 to afford the Premium option, might I suggest asking your parents? Or maybe like a wealthy aunt or something? Because that’s what I’d do.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Curse you Aunt Cistulli! Open your coffers for me, and not your ingrate nephew!