MLB.com Deploys The Ultipun

R.A. Dickey pitched a fantastic game against the Braves on Sunday night, leading the Mets to a 6-4 victory with eight solid innings. Doing as they tend to do, MLB.com went the puntastic route with their game wrap headline. But this was no ordinary pun. No, this was the ultipun. Those with weak constitutions probably shouldn’t continue with this post.

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Clearly, no explanation is necessary here. The result is pure devastation, to which Dickey’s growling mug only adds. Hide the women and children, folks, the ultipun is afoot.