Miracle GIF: J.D. Martinez vs. Gravity
August 23, 2011
The footage you see here comes to us courtesy (a) the eighth inning of Sunday’s Giants-Astros game and (b) Houston left fielder J.D. Martinez’s Arm of Wonder.
If we presume that the above represents a battle of sorts between the aforementioned Martinez and the natural force Gravity, then we must also presume that Gravity will want a rematch at some point so’s to even the proverbial score.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Holy hell