Mike Aviles Loves Exclamation Points!!!!!!!!
Sick homestand boys!!! Let’s take this act on the road!! @davidortiz stay fair!!!
— Mike Aviles(@Themikeaviles) June 27, 2012
Took the kids to the aquarium earlier today and daddy and the girls had a blast!! #lovemydolls
— Mike Aviles(@Themikeaviles) July 18, 2012
Taking the Bart to the Coliseum is something I always look forward to, I dunno why but I love it!!!
— Mike Aviles(@Themikeaviles) July 2, 2012
Thunderstorms are relaxing, I think!! What does is make you feel like??
— Mike Aviles(@Themikeaviles) June 25, 2012
This weather is never any fun!!! #pleasegoaway
— Mike Aviles(@Themikeaviles) June 4, 2012
Just a look at some mountains from the plane, sorry I don’t know which ones!!! twitter.com/Themikeaviles/…
— Mike Aviles(@Themikeaviles) June 28, 2012
How hard is it to get a cab in Seattle!!! Haha
— Mike Aviles(@Themikeaviles) June 28, 2012
Mike Aviles seems like a very happy guy!! I like him!!!
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
“Thunderstorms are relaxing, I think!!”
Everything about that sentence construction confuses and angers me.