Max Scherzer Will NOT Waste His Move
As most of you may heard, MLB is planning on doing away with the fake-to-third-throw-to-first move, or at least calling it a balk.
Max Scherzer, the owner of such a move, can no longer legally use it on the baseball field. This does not mean however, that he can give it up. Nay, he must use it to express himself in some venue, where it is allowed. He has discovered that it is not only tolerated, but in fact celebrated in various da clubs. Observe:
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I was expecting a screed against advancing meaningless pawns, but this will do…