Max Scherzer Hates The Subway
Of all the annoying things about public transit listening to girls talk about their problems has to take the cake
— Max Scherzer (@Max_Scherzer) May 25, 2012
Alternatively:
Of all the annoying things about public transit, seeing Max Scherzer eavesdropping on our conversation and tweeting about it has to take the cake
— Girls (@Girls)
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
@Girls has said what so many of us have been wanting to for so long.