GIF: Matt Cain Is a Horse
by Eno Sarris
May 2, 2012
Mike Krukow: Seabiscuit likes beer, I didn’t know that.
Duane Kuiper: The guys in the truck say it’s obvious: Cain is a horse.
Mike Krukow: That was… ah.
Duane Kuiper: [laughs]
Mike Krukow: Ahh. I love here.
Duane Kuiper: What are you talking about, that could be one of our kids out there.
This was presented in complete reverence for the broadcasting team, for Matt Cain, and for the San Francisco Giants.
With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.
That majectis steed appears glossy eyed…perhaps from the realization that it is the first non-human major league ballplayer (not counting Josh Gibson) or the fact that it is stoned out of its mind?