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Making Passover More Better

I am getting a little tired of matzoh and macaroons. I mean, I don’t really mind matzoh and macaroons, and there’s nothing stopping me from turning them into some kind of more delicious concoction (matzoh macaroon pie?), but a week of matzoh and macaroons is getting kind of boring. (Pro tip: matzoh with cream cheese and banana is tastier than it sounds.) (Pro tip #2: matzoh with butter and horseradish is not tastier than it sounds, but if your in-laws walk into the kitchen while you’re eating it for breakfast, they’ll think you’re a little insane.)





Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Rabbi Johnson
11 years ago

The answer is reformed Judaism or becoming an ethnic-Jew without the religious practice.

a eskpert
11 years ago
Reply to  Rabbi Johnson

A typical American?