List of X-Men to Which A. Dunn Has Compared Himself

Actually, it’s a pretty short list. But I’ll argue that Adam Dunn comparing himself to even one X-Man (singular?) merits some attention.

Discussing his return from an appendectomy, Dunn said the following to reporters:

One thing I definitely don’t want to do is miss Opening Day at home. I’m going home tonight and planning on playing tomorrow and we’ll go from there. If it’s really sore and if I’m feeling like this tomorrow, we might have some problems. I’m anticipating it getting better. I’m a quick healer, like Wolverine. I asked the doctor yesterday how long these things take and he gave me a general answer for the public. I’m subtracting 15 days off it. If I can tolerate [the pain], then I want to play. I don’t mind playing when I’m not 100 percent.

Technically, the emphasis is mine. In reality, the emphasis is everybody’s.

Stolen shamelessly from the Mighty Flynn. Image courtesy Houston Chronicle.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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kristina
14 years ago

I remember owning that very same Wolverine blow up (I think it was a hammer?) when I was a kid, and wondering why they placed the blow hole on this wiener.