Licensed to Belle: Albert Belle as Lost Beastie Boy
June 17, 2011
Apropos of absolutely nothing, these two eerily similar utterances come to us courtesy that long ago carnival ride known as “the 1990s”:
Albert Belle, Retired Ruckus-Raiser:
I’m not going to change my personality because someone wants me to change.
You think I’m gonna change up my style just to fit in?
Note: Chloe Sevigny really is in this video — at the 2:15 mark. This was actually before her first film role, in 1995’s Kids, when she was an intern at Sassy magazine.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Day made.