Let Us Now Christen Ivan Calderon

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July 22, 2011

First, lay eyes, heart and soul upon this, your Daguerreotype of the Evening …

Now, based on this photo and its many, many blessed connotations, what should Mr. Calderon’s nickname be?

A – Smooth Jazz
B – Pendergrass Stains
C – Sexual Face
D – Jheri Seinfeld
E – Love and Rockets
F – Whole Soul
G – [Your Suggestions Here]





 

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MNzach
13 years ago

OMG yes.

I have an Ivan Calderon rookie card in my collection. Probably worth about 34 whole cents, American.

P.S. Jheri Seinfeld is lolmazing Pendergrass Stains would also be acceptable.

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