Lazily Testing a Theory with Regard to Alex Rodriguez

Jeff Passan of Yahoo has submitted a science hypothesis to the teeming masses by way of media sociale, as follows:

You could substitute Alex Rodriguez's name for Lance Armstrong and pretty much everything would be the same.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) November 20, 2013

Perhaps? Perhaps. Ultimately, this isn’t the point. For, whatever the virtues of Passan’s suggestion, chief among them is how readily it (i.e. that suggestion) lends itself to the nearly effortless production of weblog content.

Regard, a lightly edited image which has required almost nothing of the author and which is also quite embiggenable:

What has happened here? Little. What is about to happen? Even less.