Kung Fu Orca
Yesterday, Carlos Beltran tweeted this picture of himself alongside two “killer” whales / Orcas who are gratuitously public affecting AKA making out AKA greeting each other in a friendly way. The multiverse implications are obvious here: once you click, you will have turned away from the world without this photo (colder, darker), and walked into the world with it (kissier, happier). Here is an illustration, even more literal than usual:
Summer Anne Burton is a writer and illustrator living in Austin, Texas. She is drawing pictures of Every Hall of Famer.
I just want to know what the name of Carlos’ rockin’ widows peak/hipster fade hairstyle is
I guess hipster is an adjective for everything nowadays…
In this context, I’d call it the Shark Geek.