Josh Hamilton Strikezone Constellation: The Ugly Fedora

On the one hand, Josh Hamilton’s enthusiasm for swinging — documented in some depth recently by FanGraphs managing editor Dave Cameron — has very likely hurt his ability to produce at a high level offensively. On the other, it allows one to make amusing constellations from the pitches at which Hamilton has swung.
Above is just such a constellation — in this case, of what appears to be an ugly fedora — from all of Josh Hamilton’s swings against Chicago White Sox pitchers this past Saturday (box). According to PITCHf/x, Hamilton swung at 33.3% of all pitches outside the zone and 52.6% of total pitches during the course of the game — which figures, to be fair, are almost not considerably above league average.
Credit to Brooks Baseball for strikezone plots.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I assumed the Ugly Fedora was a different degree of the Golden Sombrero, but we all know what happens when you make and assumption.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3i-irQ0L0
NOTE (NSFW)
I do hope that The Ugly Fedora (rather redundant) becomes a common term for whatever’s worse than the Golden Sombrero.