Jonathan Papelbon Uses a Metaphor
November 14, 2011
Papelbon continued by referring to Charlie Manuel as his “personal Norman Schwarzkopf,” Bud Selig as “a Ban Ki-moon-like figure,” and his NL East foes as “[redacted] frigging [redacted].”
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I look forward to wishing Jonathan Papelbon and his teammates a Happy Veterans Day next year. What is the rest of the National League going to do while the Phillies are off to war though, is what I’m wondering.
And who will they be fighting?