Jon Hamm Is Taunting You
November 29, 2011
Actor Jon Hamm is both (a) classically handsome and (b) if not expressly funny himself, at least a talented comic straight man. Which is to say, reader, that there are two reasons why I, personally, would derive some satisfaction from kicking Jon Hamm right in his stupid, handsome shins.
In a perfect world, Hamm would grow a third shin somehow, too, so I could kick him in that for narrating the dumb Cardinals World Series video, which will probably be so dumb that it’ll make everyone really dumb.
In conclusion, this guy:
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Having listened to him on various comedy podcasts (Never Not Funny, Doug Loves Movies, etc.), I can tell you that he’s quite funny himself as well. As Jimmy Pardo says, “He gets it!”