Joke That Writes Itself: Mets Toilet Seat

by
October 3, 2011


Setup + Punchline = Comedy

While leading economists have found that, indeed, money (for the most part) can’t buy happiness, one thing it can buy is a Mets toilet seat from popular online auction house eBay. In fact, it can also buy toilet seats for six other teams: the Tampa Bay Rays, New York Yankees, Chicago White Sox, Los Angeles Dodgers, Chicago Cubs, and Boston Red Sox.

Image (and everything else) stolen directly from Mets Police.





 

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

3 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
ettin
13 years ago

I think any Mets fan would be embarrassed to sit on that! I guess what I am saying is that they would Blush while they Flush.

0