Johnny Four Eyes Is the NotGraphs Fan of the Night
Johnny Four Eyes, you are the NotGraphs Fan of the Night!
In the matter of four seconds, you manage to display looks of fear for your well-being, concern for the well-being of Nate McClouth, general confusion, and a firm belief that this was not a catch.
Looks like ducking out early from your world history lecture paid off, Johnny! Congratulations! You win a … I dunno, a Labatt? It’s probably a Labatt.
David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.
I like the enthusiastic cameo by Bubbles behind Johnny Four Eyes. Must have stolen a lot of shopping carts to get those seats.