Jesus Montero: Steroid Whipping Boy

Reading the mind of every Mariner fan “@svenbranch: Steroids are supposed to make you awesome at sports. Jesus Montero proves otherwise.”

— Erik Knutsen (@ErikKnutsen) August 6, 2013

Jesus Montero suspended for performance diminishing drugs? #biogenesis

— Jeff Butterfield (@JesusSkywalker8) August 6, 2013

Jesus Montero tried to frame another player for his violations but with the pressure on he dropped the ball

— Jeff Sullivan (@based_ball) August 5, 2013

@AutobahnBismark At the same time, you have to ask why Jesus Montero still sucked.

— Ben (@franzferdinand2) August 6, 2013

I feel badly for the player suspended for PEDs whose performance was awful. Take Jesus Montero. Hitting .208 with as many Ks as hits. #Sad

— Jim Kubinski (@NDcoachKubinski) August 6, 2013

Why is MLB suspending Jesus Montero? It's not like he got better…ever. Fat, slow, with no contact. #GiveHimAPityPass

— Evan Flay (@Number12ForLife) August 6, 2013

BioGenisis owes Jesus Montero a refund. I've seen him play – no performance was enhanced. #steroids #mlb #biogenisis

— Matthew Kennedy (@mjk315) August 6, 2013

The Mariners are pleased with Jesus Montero's significant improvement after being suspended

— Michael Patneaude (@MPLogick) August 5, 2013

"That whole trade was supposed to be Salumi for both teams and ended up being a gigantic turd sandwich…" http://t.co/9I2rMwThfW

— annikusrex (@sloeboris) August 5, 2013

Hmmm, that last one makes me hungry.

Is it possible to feel bad for Jesus Montero? Because I sort of feel bad for Jesus Montero.