Japanese Photos, Quick Reactions
The world is plum full of photos. As evidence, here is that Japanese news site, covering Yu Darvish as he boards a plane for LAX:
Because I don’t speak the Japanese, I must build my reactions from scratch.
QUICK REACTION: Darvish is wearing hipster glasses. HE IS NOT READY FOR THE PRESSURES OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.
QUICK REACTION: Hideki Matsui is SHRINKING AT A RAPID RATE.
QUICK REACTION: Maybe… Maybe IT IS JUST SOCIETY?
Huh. My reaction on the first photo was “Elijah Wood dyed his hair?”