Item: Baseball Bat Beer
Proprietor of liquor store: “What are you doing, sir?”
Me: “I’m taking a picture of this.”
Proprietor of liquor store: “Are you to buy it?”
Me: “No. I’m going to buy something more expensive.”
Proprietor of liquor store: “Very good then.”
I don’t believe in awful beer. I do, however, believe that items refashioned to resemble baseball bats are small, good things. So I compromised. I purchased the Oberon and took a terrible picture of the Old Style bottles refashioned to resemble baseball bats. Sometimes, even in this zero-sum life of ours, everybody wins.
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“I don’t believe in awful beer.”
This is a bald faced lie. Though it’s nice to see you’ve maintained the proper priorities in wake of recent developments.
I can occasionally partake in things I don’t believe in. I am a man of nuance and complication.